whatever forever

♑Balancing hope for a better world against the desire to fuck everything♑

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

janemba:

It’s morning time and satan is so powerful

woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

officialdogblog:

accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle

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