*looks at clock
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
i feel u
or like i want to
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
It’s morning time and satan is so powerful
she succ me thru my boxers
Why don’t you learn proper english sir
shut the fuck out my face
this look good as hell
Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?