The Oreads, William Bouguereau
"would you suck a dick fo-" yes
*studies for 2 minutes*
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
good news i don’t have any STDs
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
Having sex with me is like having sex with an ostrich because
- Why would you do it?
- Lots of kicking
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
thanks for the help plusle